If desperate times call for desperate measures, then I am free to act as desperately as I wish.



wodley:

first day of school and im already 102% done and half dead



coconut-desu:

🌸☁️日本に向かってます☁️🌸



“Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me.”

— J.K. Rowling  (via wearyvoices)



thetardiswantscasinit:

That clerk was so ready to be mad at this dude. But look at that face in the last gif. He’s like “Shiiiiit….dude’s got jokes.”



bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

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